The Mini-burger

FanFic in the Birmoverse

Thommo and Derek – drej

Thommo and Derek, college freshmen fortunate enough to be vacationing in Alaska when the wave hit.


Thommo, brought up with stories of his grandfathers POW experiences in Japan, brings his own ingrained prejudices to bear when discussing the origins of the wave over a beer and a cone.

“I’m telling you man, its gotta be! Who else’d have not just the means, but the Motive ! “.
Derek looked askance at his mate. Thommo was pretty wasted for sure, but he had to admit, his eyes burned with a fiery conviction, a bloodshot display that outshone even his usual dope-addled demeanour.
“But mate, the japs are our allies now! Not to mention their whole economy is based on us, their biggest customers! Playstations dude! Big motherfuckin plasmas and dvds! Whose gonna take those off their hands in numbers even remotely approaching the needs of the mighty US of A ? ”
“Nah, man. It was them. I’m telling you, they don’t think like us, and they sure-as-hell never forgave us for winning the war. This is payback time, man. This is payback.”
“Riight” Derek aquiesced. “Here man, take another toke”.

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3 April, 2009 - Posted by | Pepsi Challenges, Without Warning

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